A Special Request

You can't kill time. Time kills you.

Source: This deep thought was brought to you by my former coworker, who shall remain anonymous. Rob was also once responsible for the status message "A Yoda-sounding status message my manager requested." Given his strong history of requesting status material, I thought it worthy to give him a second chance.

Plus, he explained to us yesterday that he's never worked a full day in his life, and seeing as he continues to be employed, I am excited to become learned in his ways.

Special Blog Bonus: If I had video of the time he was curled up on the floor in the fetal position in fear of another manager, I'd totally post it. But, I don't. So, just imagine what it might have looked like.