Orkut is Mean

"Welcome, Jeremy. You are connected to 69,141,437 people through 0 friends."

Source: Google Orkut.

Explanation: I clicked on Google Orkut the other day and this is the message that came up on my screen. I don't think it's particularly nice of the good people at Google to remind me that I have no friends. Not one. Of almost seventy million people, I don't have a single friend. Well, at least I'm connected. That's something.