Tardy the Turtle

From the archives:

Crayons taste like purple!

Source: The one and only Tardy the Turtle from Greg the Bunny.

Explanation: Tardy is the developmentally challenged turtle on the show. This clip shows the best of Tardy (which isn't hard, because the show only had like six episodes). Some highlights:

• "I am singing the quiet song. The quiet song. The quiet song. I AM SINGING THE QUIET SONG!"
• "The green ones make me horny."
• "After dinner I'm opposed to get pudding!"
• "I made a smelly in my shelly."

And of course, the canteloupe in the last clip actually made me laugh out loud. Good stuff! Check it out: