If You Can Dodge a Wrench...

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

Source: Simple advice from Coach Patches O'Houlihan in Dodgeball.



Explanation: Dodgeball is a highly underrated movie. Honestly, I thought it was going to be stupid. It turns out it was hysterical. Of course, it was stupidly hysterical, but hysterical nonetheless. And, it's ripe with status message material. Expect to see more here from this film in the future.