A Real Snow Day!
Oh the weather outside is gorgeous, but we're stuck in here in chorus... Wait, let me start over.
Explanation: I'd just like to take a moment to thank all of my friends who took chorus in high school for forever ruining the song Let it Snow for me.
It's a snow day! An honest to goodness real snow day! Do you know how exciting this is? Do you know what this means? Well I'll tell you!
It means I have to answer the phone at 5:45 in the morning when the school calls. Then I tell my wife she can sleep in and then lay awake for the next half hour, unable to fall asleep, knowing full well my sleep won't amount to much since I still have to get up for work in a few minutes. That's what it means!
Even worse, since she has the day off, I told her she gets to shovel today. She's totally willing to help out, but apparently I have to carry the baby for her while she does that.* I just can't catch a break today.
*Anyone know where I can get a good rate on a womb rental for the day?
2 comments:
Try this; A unicycle with adjustable seat. Attach a belt around seat and then around wife stomach. Problem solved.
I can't believe you still remember that. I thought I was the only with ridiculously obscure high school memories :)
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